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szekiu | 22nd Nov 2006, 22:09 PM | 廣告閒話 | (2194 Reads)

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想不到一篇無無謂謂的自娛文章, 竟成為廣告界的一時佳話。
更想不到的是, 竟能從中悟出關於廣告人生活的有趣結論。
現姑且公開, 看你可是當中典型?

根據點擊時間的統計:
最多人點擊本網的時間分別是00:00-02:00與及11:00-14:00。前者大家可能還在辦公室加班, 可是腦袋已經停止運作, 唯有上上網。後者嘛, 應該是大家慣常的上班時間, 人是回到公司了, 可是魂魄還在路上, 唯有又上上網。

結論: Internet是廣告人最常用的道具, 讓他們看來不像冗員。

根據訪者數目的統計:
本網誌從來不在排行榜之內, 每天風雨不改上來逛逛的, 都是親朋好友。要知道小妹向來尖刻成性, 好友只得小貓三兩隻, 連同無意闖進的盲頭烏蠅, 每天約有30位訪客。可是由昨晚7時到今晚7時, 短短24小時, 訪者竟升至745人。而這堆多出的訪客, 全部都可以於辦公時間自由上網看無聊東西。

結論: 這715人, 全都是廣告同業。

根據訪者使用電腦的統計:
香港向是PC的天下, 用Mac的可算是minority。然而, 數據顯示, 訪者使用PC及Mac的比例, 竟近乎一比一。很明顯, 大量自稱目不識丁的art director, 曾經上來看小妹喋喋不休的大篇謬論。

結論:Art Director的語障毛病, 只是選擇性地發作。


以上皆純粹由數據所得的小小愚見, 稍後我將從各方好友傳來的msn訊息中, 作更深入的人性探討, 不日刊出, 敬請密切留意。


[1] hahaha

Hi gill this is jen. met u at CWB last sundayhahaha, never know that u are 尖刻成性, that was so brave to point out keith's english is sucks hahahaha u r funny girl. i'll keep come to your blog to read your interesting thought while office hour hahahaha!


[引用] | 作者 jen | 23rd Nov 2006 01:31 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[2]

嘿, 你一次過響我朵響自己朵再響埋男主腳個朵, 你仲勇敢啦~

不過, 我鍾意你, 哈哈!


[引用] | 作者 | 23rd Nov 2006 10:51 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[3] Fantastic

hey, I was keep wondering if someone could have the same feelings with me on that nite, I heard from the committee that he recommended himself to be the MC...wish he finally could understand himself more, stop humiliating himself...haha


[引用] | 作者 sam | 23rd Nov 2006 16:18 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[4]

i received this blog from 1 art director. i then send to 2 ADs. 1 told me already read it. which means 60% of ad ppl have already read this. congrat!


[引用] | 作者 29 | 23rd Nov 2006 16:26 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[5] Re:
29 :
i received this blog from 1 art director. i then send to 2 ADs. 1 told me already read it. which means 60% of ad ppl have already read this. congrat!

結論:我們的世界很小, 我們的圈子很窄;我們沒有朋友, 我們只有同事; 除了廣告, 我們一無所有。


[引用] | 作者 data processor | 23rd Nov 2006 16:39 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[6]

甚麼啊? 成了名便不用做了? 熊還要多捱一個半月啊. 妳甚麼時候來跟熊相認?


[引用] | 作者 洪雄熊 | 24th Nov 2006 16:29 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[7]

呵呵, 那麼說事情便更有talking point了. 星期三, 等妳過來相認.


[引用] | 作者 洪雄熊 | 25th Nov 2006 02:56 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[8] waste of time

It seems all ad men are very "mo liu". Wasting time to circulate those messages. If I were u I would rather spend time to work better work. We are paid to do good work, but not to send those "mo liu" message around during office hour. hope all of you will understand some day. sigh!


[引用] | 作者 waste of time | 29th Nov 2006 02:08 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[9] 時間, 不浪費也會過。
waste of time :
It seems all ad men are very "mo liu". Wasting time to circulate those messages. If I were u I would rather spend time to work better work. We are paid to do good work, but not to send those "mo liu" message around during office hour. hope all of you will understand some day. sigh!

晚上2am還未睡, 只為了看別人的無聊message, 也是在浪費時間, 倒不如拿本百年孤寂出來翻一翻(如果你有的話)。
如閣下在辦公時間不看無聊東西而2am還在加班, 卻又再想不出好點子, 唯有上網看無聊東西打發時間, 更是一種對生命的浪費。回頭是岸。共勉之。


[引用] | 作者 time waster | 29th Nov 2006 09:20 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[10] Re: waste of time
waste of time :
It seems all ad men are very "mo liu". Wasting time to circulate those messages. If I were u I would rather spend time to work better work. We are paid to do good work, but not to send those "mo liu" message around during office hour. hope all of you will understand some day. sigh!

哈, 我諗我個blog真係開始紅喇, 之前咁耐以來都冇人留言罵人的, 哇哈哈哈~

多謝你浪費你「寶貴既時間」打咁多字教訓我地呢d無聊人~


[引用] | 作者 | 29th Nov 2006 10:20 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[11] Re: 時間, 不浪費也會過。
time waster :
晚上2am還未睡, 只為了看別人的無聊message, 也是在浪費時間, 倒不如拿本百年孤寂出來翻一翻(如果你有的話)。如閣下在辦公時間不看無聊東西而2am還在加班, 卻又再想不出好點子, 唯有上網看無聊東西打發時間, 更是一種對生命的浪費。回頭是岸。共勉之。

i am using my leisure time, not wasting my time, lady. but seems you are also peeking others' messages in your working hour. so please think before you type any comment. by the way, you must be an average account servicing guy who show up early but your soul don't. that's why you spend time to comment. that's the problem. "是一種對生命的浪費。回頭是岸。"is for you, lady.


[引用] | 作者 waste of time | 30th Nov 2006 00:47 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[12]

其實唔中意睇又嫌浪費時間,咪唔好上嚟囉.何必勞氣.喺自己時間,做自己enjoy既事,人生先至抵玩.
p.s.我知有人send咗篇文俾男主角睇.


[引用] | 作者 momo | 22nd Dec 2006 23:53 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[13]

我有理由相信以上留言包括男主角...仲要留英文, 以示自己唔係big crap
>_


[引用] | 作者 v | 4th Nov 2008 12:09 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]